Take Five
Soap Opera Digest Magazine
May 23, 2000

If you could have a superpower, what would it be?
Ben: "The ability to vaporize people who deserve it. I hate people who drive slow in the fast lane."

If you were trapped in a television show for one month, what show would you want it to be?
Ben: "WILD KINGDOM - I trust animals more than people."

You couldn't be paid enough to do what job?
Ben: "A mortician."

If you had your own talk show, what would it be like?
Ben: "I'd call it GET EVEN WITH TALK SHOW HOSTS [and invite] Maury Povich, Sally Jessy Raphael and Ricki Lake. I think people who have a brain should get some satisfaction by causing these bloodsuckers pain!"

If you could go back and relive any time period in your life, what time would you choose?
Ben: "My summers of playing Little League baseball, because I had not yet learned of life's dark and sad realities."